by Adam Rex
Want something a little different than the vampire romance novels that seem to be everywhere these days? Want to know what happens when the geek you've never noticed is the one who's the vampire (pretty much by accident)? Doug isn't drinking cow blood because he's a noble vampire who doesn't want to hurt people--he just hasn't found a girl who might be into a little light blood sucking yet. Not even that beautiful exchange student from India. From high school in crowds to reality TV vampire hunters to convenience store heroism, Fat Vampire will keep you laughing while you wonder what kind of guy--and vampire--Doug will ultimately turn out to be.