You made it into a lifeboat. Check. But now you're seated just a few feet away from Denver's fashion impresario Mondo Guerra. Quick -- what kinda small talk are you going to make with Mondo? Especially since you know the answer to, "So, how are you enjoying the trip so far?" Here are some clever conversation starters for you.
Jot these down; you might need them if you bump into Project Runway All Stars champion Mondo Guerra at Frock Out -- Fresh City Life's Titanic-inspired fashion show extravaganza where Mondo will reprise his role as our Special Guest Judge.
1. "Hi Mondo. So....ice we've got. Vodka we need." - only use if iceberg is still in visual range.
2. "Do you find that wearing shorts during a transatlantic crossing is warm enough?"
3. "Just between you and me, I never liked Gretchen."